Hello, I'm John.
The first question I ever asked my parents was whether or not I was named after a toilet.
Unfortunately, I wasn't.
But I do play the saxophone and I'm a huge fan of jazz. I also like cooking, camping, coffee, and apparently words that begin with Cs. Except for corduroy. Touching it makes me shiver. It's weird.
I'm currently a copywriter at Eleven. Before that, I worked at AKQA. And before that, Wunderman DC and Planit. As far as really weird jobs go, I've had plenty of those, too. The best being a job where I got paid to hose driveways.
That's about it. If you have any questions — or if your name's John and you once thought you were named after a toilet, too — holler.